This is a PORK AND BEANS PIZZA. With crust made with from CANNED BISCUIT DOUGH. This is most certainly not “pure eating bliss.” This, ladies and gentlemen of the court, is an abomination.
The incredulous text, by a no-doubt beleaguered Madison Avenue copywriter, is here, bigger:
For court transcript purposes only, the recipe for “Yankee Doodle Pizza Pie” follows (but, for the love of God, please don’t make this!).