Bell Telephone, Princess Phone — 1960

“It’s little! It’s lovely! It lights!”

Toastwell Toasters — 1949

And, really, don’t we all just want a couple of nice, gigantic, perfectly-tanned pieces of toast — only slightly burnt — popping gaily from our gleaming Toastwell toasters?

Kroehler Furniture — 1950

The “Tree of Life” design in red mohair.

RCA Air Conditioners — 1952

RCA made air conditioners?

De-Frost-It Refrigerator Defroster — 1949

“An ideal gift for HER!”

Association of Ice Industries — 1939

Hey, hostess: do NOT let yourself get down to the last cube. Nobody wants a warm, sticky drink. People will talk.

Owens-Corning Fiberglass Insulation — 1963

Pink.

Bird Linoleum Floor Tiles — 1950

Either the room’s throbbing or my head is.

Duranel Stainless-Clad Aluminum Cookware from Alcoa — 1963

Betty and Veronica love to use their Alcoa cookware in their Stepford, Connecticut kitchens.

Sealy Posturepedic Mattresses — 1963

“Your morning is as good as your mattress….”