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Carnation Evaporated Milk (Ham Loaf) — 1953

Wow.

Tootsie Roll — 1950

Had I only known this boy-attracting secret back in high school.

Vapair Room Deodorant — 1951

ROOMS  SMELL  NICE QUICK.

Ethyl Corporation — 1961

Happy Texas Independence Day!

Green Giant Niblets — 1961

Need serving suggestions? Just add sliced stuffed Spanish olives, red apple, dill pickle, Roquefort cheese, or grated lemon peel. Hell, mix and match! This is how we get things with questionably exotic names like “Niblets Española.” Yes. “Niblets Española.”

Harley-Davidson Motor Co. — 1950

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My, what precious little motorbikes these Harley-Davidson two-wheelers are.

Budweiser — 1963

Straws might be necessary here.